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2009 and 2010

2010-06-03T23:30:00.003+08:00

We are BACK!
Eat icecream Eat banana Eat Barley !!!

HaHaHa

2009-11-08T13:32:00.004+08:00

Uncle Loy now sibeh rich everyday drive different car liao
Bulls Lee oso sibeh rich everytime nv tok kip quiet
Ah Chye sell cai now oso sibeh rich buy so many tings

The david very david. selfish. pui

Random

2009-09-02T23:04:00.002+08:00

Gz to Chye n pork
Gz to bird
Frog CoC

Operation ChyeTing
Co: Bull
DyCo:
Intel: Frog
Special Thanks to Friend

Operation ChyeTing

2009-07-28T21:23:00.002+08:00

This is Frog Corner
If u r reading dis...u r my accomplice.
Target: . . . . . . . . . . . g
Objective: Help Chye secure . . . . . . . . . . . g

Progress: 40%
(still in progress)

Happy Birthday

2009-06-19T12:59:00.001+08:00

Welcome to the quarter of a century club

Updates

2009-06-15T11:19:00.002+08:00

Chye is the real deal. the real ah huat
1 Tv, 1 Ps3, 1 girlfren, . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Bull
1 Tv, 1 Ps3, 1 girlfren, 1 bluebird
Cow
1 Bull,1 yr liao, 1
Stallion
1 Pork, 1 flat, 1 ROM
Pork
1 Stallion, 1 flat, 1 ROM
Bird
1 Degree, 1 Job, 1 religion
Shit
1 Big room, 1 pangolin, 1k richer

I'm back

2009-04-16T22:45:00.003+08:00

Hee har...... Cowboy Roy IS BACK w/o his fav stallion....Coz I am also nt sure where he went to...may be find female horses, may be at kranji racing with other horses, may be at the reservoir running 4.8km or may be somewhere in Sin eating grass again....Anyway I think he will knws his way back hm... Dun WORRY, u all will send the STALLION again.With or without the stallion, we are still nt tat rich only 1 guy who is the richest 'LOST 2500BUCKS but win 2000bucks' i guess u all should knw who he is...He IS our super AH Heng...where to find such luck?i am also not too sure....may be go www. cai shen ye.com....hope cai shen will 'ASSIST'u in wealth..hahaha. Frog headbutted Dave so many times still haven gt his luck yet...Can anyone thinks of a superb way to be as lucky as Dave..the 1 who suggst the idea can get a headbutt from FROG's IRONHEAD..nO Joke...Even the JOKE dun dare to try...Will be back again to post when i found my STALLION...GT TO go and run 4.8KM LIAO....See you guys...

MAY CAI SHEN YE HELP ALL OF US IN MONEY LUCK...HUAT AH!!!!

Late Night With Emmanuel Wa Cheng Wa

2009-04-03T00:22:00.002+08:00

Hi!
Emmanuel Wa Here~Corazon Don Melao Melao Melao Melao~~~
Global Recession
Tonights topic - random
Wa - no $, no $, no $ ....oh he no $....he wants $...oh give him $...but where to find click friendly???
Bull - no bf, no bf, no bf ....oh he no bf...he wants a bf...oh give him bf...but where to find thermo and cheese???
Sura - no gf, no gf, no gf ....oh he no gf...he wants a gf...oh give him gf...but where to find 10 girls for him???
Old Dog- no sex, no sex, no sex ...oh he no sex...he wants a sex...oh give him sex...but where to find humans let him piak???
Shit - no itchy, no itchy, no itchy ...oh he no itchy...he wants an itchy...oh give him itchy...but where he itchy???

5889

2009-03-25T14:11:00.001+08:00

1 mth passed...
still haven open...
y u like that? y? can tell me y u dun 1 open?
u open we song.

February

2009-02-16T21:12:00.002+08:00

Not a very good month...
$ cfm gone month...

Add on to bull's
during bad times...
1) think of roy not wearing any underwear
2) think of bull chest hair
3) think of dave's bed
4) think of chye's colleague
5) think of frog smelly underwear
6) think of how to break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend
7) think this post is rubbish

Bad Times

2009-02-12T00:19:00.002+08:00

In turbulent times, what can we do to ease our pain?

1) Buy Toto
2) Buy 4D
3) Think of Roy
4) Think of Roy again..
5) Think deeply of Roy...
6) Thank you. You have just wasted 1min of your time. Cheers ~

2008 Highlights

2009-01-08T13:23:00.003+08:00

1. Dave squat
2. Roger Federer dropped from 1st to 2nd. We dim wif him
3. 1 Major Outing fulfilled and completed.
4. Mcbullock got a wife
5. E lao lee getting fatter n rounder
6. E lao lee 1 2 buy hse
7. Surachye still single....e Frog still suffering from e evil princess' clutches....
8. Frog & porky has 1 leg....sweet chicken ......ti ka......both legs.....

[ McBullock's Column ]

2008-11-29T00:37:00.003+08:00

I'm back !! After a short hiatus to bring out the best of my creative juices and of course, following the hot demand of the followers to my friendly little column here dying for me to write something.

I'm sure we have been taught about the 4W's n 1H for english writing purposes since primary school? Well, Bullock's suddenly inspired (as always). You see, this story about that living legend is still currently on-going (refer to that post) and guess wat? -The legend does it again... Powerful. Even Britney would say oops if she did it again. But No ! The legend is a legend. One being above the rest. There is no need to apologise to commoners like u and me.. Ok ! I cut the crap and present to you... The Legend's 4W1H.

WHAT in the blue hell you treating us as? Always ask us out then with the intention of screwing us? Fly our kite? Our kite nice to fly ah? You go be black knight lah.

WHERE the hell is your shame? Fancy u to still asking us out and feel that we dont regard you as fren? I wouldnt wanna be classified as that also. Being your fren needs to be high class, always drink drink drink. Become George Best how?

WHEN would you ever have the decency to let us know early if u're not coming n not last minute? Treat us as what? Backup tyres? Only turn to us when your real frens r busy? Turn your blue bird lah !

WHO u think you are? You have Divine rights to screw jus becoz u want to? Sorry. Forgot. you're busy. Coz your events always turn up last minute. Hard on u. Hm.. You're a great cook i presume? or a fan of The Rock? Coz we cant always guesssssss what you're cooking...

HOW come you have no conscience to even the person who always ask u if you're free? You owe him BIG time. Oh, u heard the clock? Well, ITS TIME TO WAKE UP YOUR BLOODY IDEA OK ??!!

Wow. Dont think my sec school essays comes as close as these back then in terms of excitement. Hope u Bull fans like it. Stay tuned n goodnight..

It's Finally Here...

2008-11-15T14:02:00.002+08:00

12th Dec..

The Stage Is Set..

There is no U-turn..

There is no space for remorse..

There is only a way to go.. The way is up.. Not up lorry..

Let Loose... It's Coming...................

Get Ready All Ammo ~

Bz November and December

2008-11-05T12:47:00.003+08:00

Exams are over...
Do what????

List of things to do
1) Pray - must pray very hard
2) Click
3) Cage
4) JB
5) Soccer
6) Piak Roy
7) Help chye find gf
8) Help chye get gf
9) Help chye chase gf
10) GENTING - pua pua pua...bi bi bi...huat huat huat

Events Galore ~!

2008-10-23T23:17:00.002+08:00

December Is Coming...

Genting? When can?

X'mas? Steamboat ? Roy's IR? Frog's well? Chye's Click HQ? Dave's chalet?

New Year's Eve? Go Eat Zhi Char n Countdown? Miranmar? OR Dragon gate? Or Cage?

Updates...

2008-10-22T23:00:00.002+08:00

Chye... everytime "yaya"

Frog... everytime "click click"

Roy.. everytime "piak piak"

Dave.. everytime "lick lick"

Bird.. everytime "pray pray"

Randomest Post

2008-10-07T16:47:00.004+08:00

Yoyoyo...

This is a player called Ice Cream

Source: FM2007

Anyway, e most random 1

The CB & LJs

Late Night With McBullock.. Part3..

2008-09-28T23:36:00.002+08:00

Today we shall go healthy. I'm gonna intro a good sports for our Singapore Ah Chye... This is none other than.... climbing stairs ~~~ !!!

Stairs are healthy, eccentric n funny in their own way. Which believes to go well with Ah Chye's character. Stairs does come with perms. Really curly perms. Not to mention their odd sense of humour. So Ah Chye, go climb this type of stairs. Might reap dividends.

A Friendly Blast.

2008-09-28T23:04:00.003+08:00

Oops ! There ever happening "screw job" took place again on 27th Sept 2008.

"If he invite I surely go" HAHHAHA.. go.. go blue bird lah go.. go fly kite lah..

Hangover.. u think u George Best? drink drink drink. Nv change its spots.

Always inconsiderate.. Waste ppl's sms. Talk talk talk. No action. Friendship flop.

Very friendly liao..

Singapore Ah Chye Pt.2

2008-09-11T10:37:00.002+08:00

Day 1

Slackerz: Chye, faster chase, u got chance one, try see how.
Chye: Yaya, dunno lah.

Day 2

Slackerz: Chye, faster chase, u got chance one, try see how.
Chye: Yaya, dunno lah.

Day 3

Slackerz: Chye, faster chase, u got chance one, try see how.
Chye: Yaya, dunno lah.

Day 4

Slackerz: Chye, faster chase, u got chance one, try see how.
Chye: Yaya, dunno lah.

Day 5

Slackerz: Chye, faster chase, u got chance one, try see how.
Chye: Yaya, dunno lah.

....
....

Day n

Slackerz: Chye, faster chase, u got chance one, try see how.
Chye: Yaya, dunno lah.

When's the bloody day gonna come?

Q n A

2008-09-11T01:31:00.002+08:00

Ah Ma: "Jiak bpa liao buey?"
Son: "Wa jiak bpa liao."

Ah Ma: "Jiak bpa liao buey?"
Son: "Wa jiak bpa liao."

Ah Ma: "Jiak bpa liao buey?"
Son: "Wa jiak bpa liao."

Ah Ma: "Jiak bpa liao buey?"
Son: "Wa jiak bpa liao."

Ah Ma: "Jiak bpa liao buey?"
Son: "Wa jiak bpa liao."

And the question goes on and on and on.. got tricked right? all no diff de.. whahahahaah..

Singapore Ah Chye

2008-09-10T19:38:00.004+08:00

Surachye~oh Surachye lead a very hard life~...his little brother oso very hard but his heart is not hard.

He is an animal lover sins yang. He loves animals especiali dogs. hes so font of dogs even e gal he lyks is call dog.

but life plae him. he loves it but it dun love him

al surachye can do is richard marx. he wait til hair drop balls drop everytin drop xsap e bird feathers.

where to find such an eat feeling guy?

Gay Boy Frog ~~

2008-09-01T01:26:00.000+08:00

Melao Melao Melao ~~

Upcoming Events

2008-08-23T14:57:00.002+08:00

1) Da Shit go squat
2) Bull's Bday
3) RSAF Openhse @ PLAB
4) Projs
5) Tests

1) Squat 160908, < den a mth,
thus,
Sentosa, Club, Cage, JB, KTV, Geylang,....
mus smelly smelly do 1 of e tings

2) very impt day...e oni day he nt angri
ani impt ting...we celebrate outside, da shit squat inside...
Buffet?Eat?Movie?KTV?Bowling?Khrang?JB?Zoo?Birdpark hilltop restaurant?Jewelbox?
Sentosa?Dragongate?Nimama hotel?Chalet?BBQ?Hotel?Geylang?St James?Cage?
duno gif wad surprise...hope e raging cow can stunt him big big.

3) e ah huat squat inside, we go play him???

4) projs sian

5) tests fark

Midnight with McBullock pt.2.

2008-08-22T00:37:00.003+08:00

Deh yit ko lian eh ah bull, no job no work nothing to do.
So many shit projects to do, do until scold ni na buuu.

Deh lee ko lian eh ah frog, everytime click until tio tok (poision)
Da bai meh lang kana sai, but he defend see beh zai

Deh sar ko lian eh David, he is our beloved kid
Coming September lip kee khia, book out jiu gha Taylor pia.

Deh see ko lian eh ah Chye, got gal like he bu li bu cai
Now he having ICT, 2 weeks cant watch Justin TV.

Deh gor ko lian eh ah Roy, going to be happy roy.
He will be buying his own chu, but that's also wa nang eh chu !!

Ko lian ah Slackerz ah, sip zai ko lian ah ~~

Missing !

2008-08-04T16:42:00.000+08:00

Wa Eh Ang Sek Lai Sa Leh ??!! Wu Neng Jiak Beekey Maao Eh..

Late Night with McBullock ~~~

2008-07-18T00:35:00.004+08:00

Today's topic is oooonnnnn - the latest craze going on between the slackerzzz... wat? u dunno? Gambling ~~!!

Chill chill, u punters dun get all excited.. The Bull wants u peeps to look at another aspect of gambling in our daily lives. It does not involve money. Rather, it involves a nice name called hweeeling.

Eg 1: When we have hweeling someone, we r unsure of that person's hweeling for u, what u do? u take a gamble, a gamble to whether wana try to work things out or not, whether u wana give urself a chance or not.. if u win this gamble, u can use ur winnings for the next proceedings.

Eg 2: Next up, u gamble on those with higher odds, more risk = more profits. Gamble on the challenge of knowing more and developing more hweeling for each other, see if they really are the ones for u. Slowly ask for dates, chatting or sms'es aplenty. This is a gamble of many many rounds.

Eg 3: If the signs are positive, take another pop. Its time to gamble on level-up'ing. U r sure of each others' hweeling for each other. U gamble, u gamble by asking tt person to be part of ur plans and hopefully the future.

Eg 4: Ah. Win alot liao right? Now its time u gamble on the big stations. The time needed to put in, the level of commitment, the level of understanding as well as the level of needs. There is no sure-win for all of these, no promises u wont lose BIG either. Thats y its called a gamble. But every winning is worth savouring coz its ur own judgement and effort.

"Every r/s is a gamble, u dunno wat to expect even if u r with the person, u might win big or lose till strip trousers. However, u also shouldnt deny urself the opportunity to make the present count." - McBullock

Good luck n Huat arh !!!

The East Dimbaland Company

2008-07-02T22:18:00.002+08:00

The East Dimbaland Company was set up in May 08. The shipping company was based in Singapore and ran by 6 persons. They were, Princess Janet Fat, Col. William Froggster, Minister Pussy Dog, Dr Surachye, Senator Dave Shit and Sir McBullock.

They only had one ship or boat rather in possession, its name was, DIMBALAND. Initially, the boat was sailing smoothly. The sampan began to grow into a battlecruiser and the warchest also began to grow day by day. However, little did they know disaster was going to befall on them. They set their eyes on Europe and decided to wage a war on the whole of Europe. They wanted to take control of Europe and seize everything by using their magnificent battlecruiser, THE DIMBALAND.

A month later, June 08, the war on Europe began. It was a hardfought battle. Sir McBullock, Minister Pussy Dog and Col. William Froggster decided to fight Turkey and Portugal at the same time. However, they could not make up their mind. They ended up losing and suffered great losses. The battlecruiser was tattered but attached. It continued to set sail but faced numerous enemies and great resistance. The Romanians and Italians were fierce. The Romanians had a guardian named Lobont whom kept out the waves of attacks by Dimbaland. The Italians on the other hand, had Toni to thank. He was very very friendly. However, the biggest battle they ever came across was against the Portugese and the Germans. They had a shrewd advisor named, Windersport. It was he who single handedly defeated the East Dimbaland Company. The Dimbaland was finally sank on by the Germans and the Spainairds on the 30th June 08.

From then onwards, the company was reduced to zero. The European campaign was a mistake, a grave mistake. Princess Janet Fat had lost 200 cannons, Col. William Froggster had lost 388 vessels, Minister Pussy Dog losses were unknown, Dr Surachye had loss 200 over men, Sir McBullock was believed to have suffered great losses and missing since. Senator Dave Shit lost all his men and ships, the conservative amount was said to be around 700 ships and 800 men.

The company has temporarily shut down, it will reopen in Aug 08. This time...they will not take on the whole of Europe. They set their eyes on England first...

A Living Legend.. Existence Proven...

2008-06-27T23:36:00.006+08:00

Ppl have faults, but someone's apparently faultless. In that person's world, the whole world barring that person has sinned. Whatever that person does would be with a valid reason derived by ownself. Others would have been reprimanded should they do the same thing.. Wow. Unbelievable eh?

An pre-organised trip was made known to tt person with advance notice. But hey, woah, the faultless one has no obligations to make promises to the firstly agreed partly wat right? Wat? Not appropriate? no No. How dare u. That person is faultess remember? So it only comes down to that party is boring, their activities? Suck. Pukes.. Wat else? Ya.. They aint classy enough to be considered as frens. Ya.. sorry faultless one.. You r always correct.

Erm.. Faultless One?? May the humble one typing this entry suggest that u use a portion of your business and spare sometime for thoughts the one who has always contacted u without much hesitation n with hope that u'll at least attend half of the outings? Wat he gets is a simple "sorry, my have to attend blah blah blah, I have already agreed to go out with blah blah blah n more blahs.." Ah shut the freaking hell up.. I for one feel its disgusting.. If sorry's are of that useful, police wont even exist.. Dont say things u didnt even mean it with ur heart. Dont give ppl false hope. Jus say the party sucks k?

Hm.. another puzzling one, how can events in that person's life can suddenly be made known at the very last min, say 1 day before? ooOO.. tt person's pitiful but has courses to envy, coz tt person's life is always full of surprises... I cant handle.. sure suffer heart failure.

You only live in ur own world, your own childish beliefs. Ha. Wake up. Dun treat ppl for granted damn it, imagine its u... Oh ah.. lightning strikes me.. may i be damned.. as i have sinned.. I have blasted the Faultless One..

P.S: You should noe who wrote this. Dun blame others. Its my own EMO shit working up again.. As u would probably "guessed"..

Wajin Diminlake Feat. Dimbaland - 6 matches

2008-06-21T01:04:00.005+08:00

Yo~pips out there. this is majin wa.

6 matches is a new song written by dimbaland

e chorus...
u onli got 6 matches to save ur ship.

e story behind this ~~~~~

6 goondos - princess, frog, raging bull, old dog, genius and pad
these 6 follow 1 guy and board a ship
but e ship was sunk by Suanstygirl, Close and Bala
dis 6 ppl dim zhun.gone~

now they got 6 matches lef to save their sunken ship

A Day To Remember..

2008-06-11T00:24:00.001+08:00

619 ~

Froggy

2008-05-31T21:51:00.003+08:00

Froggy Wa Qingwa.
4 yrs old
loves icecream
open durian
headbutt dragon

DANGEROUS~

Raging bull better watch out. Froggy is hunting for bull's icecream. Its gona lick it clean and open the durian.

After bull will be old pussy dog

What Lies Ahead ???

2008-05-25T16:51:00.002+08:00

SK's Happy Log is due to merge with some other German co. What lies ahead of his career path? He dunno.

Chye n Bull's contract at Ge ending next month end. What lies ahead? They dunno either.

Frog Wana find a part-time job for his short break. What lies ahead? He doesnt noe either.

So, what lies ahead? we dunno either...

A New Secret Organisation

2008-05-12T12:23:00.002+08:00

L5 (pronounced as L to the power of 5)

A deadly secret underground organisation

objective: unknown but known to go for icecreams

stay tuned

Forbidden Kingdom - Harbourfront

2008-04-29T23:43:00.004+08:00

Casts:

Bull as Noisy Monk (makes powerful noise, measured by millions of decibells)

Genius as Clicking Traveller (tasked with the heavy responsibility to win every penny of the bookmakers)

Frog as Drunken Immortal (Well, he does look drunk inside mah right?)

Roy as Swallow. Oops. Er.. Sparrow.. (First nick suits him more, happy-go-lucky, tasked with a mission to save mankind from sadness, he's a joke.)

Language Lesson

2008-04-27T11:18:00.002+08:00

Love u dip dip - i love u
Piak - F***
Pussy - SK
Jarrod - Big hole
LV - Piaked
Icecream - blowjob

Its Too Late ??

2008-04-24T21:42:00.001+08:00

I'm holdin' on your rope,
Got me ten feet off the ground.
And I'm hearin' what you say,
But I just can't make a sound.
You tell me that you need me,
Then you go and cut me down...
But wait...You tell me that you're sorry,
Didn't think I'd turn around...And say...

That it's too late to apologize.
It's too late...
I said it's too late to apologize.
It's too late.
Yeah!

I'd take another chance,
Take a fall, take a shot for you.
I need you like a heart needs a beat,
But it's nothin' new.
I loved you with a fire red,
Now it's turnin' blue...
And you say...Sorry, like an angel
Heaven let me think was you...
But I'm afraid...

That it's too late to apologize.
It's too late...
I said it's too late to apologize.
It's too late.
Yeah!

Hello

2008-04-14T23:45:00.002+08:00

The time has come to stand up and be counted. Exams, tests, projs. Come end April .. Good luck to all..... Love u all deep deep.

Happy Birthday Wa Zai.

2008-04-06T16:47:00.002+08:00

Hm..

2008-04-01T23:04:00.001+08:00

Critique the following: "Betting is harmful."

THE CHRONICLES OF NAOHIAO - PUNGGOL CHALET, THE OLD DOG AND THE PORKY

2008-03-27T16:58:00.003+08:00

On a brite shiny sunny saturday nite, e old dog met his fella animals at TM...
The frog was tellin e dog abt e existence of a utopia called PUNGGOL CHALET...
Soon after, e animals set off. The fellowship consists of, 1 old yellow pussy dog, 1 losing frog, 1 raging bull and1 smiling ah huat (duno wad ah huat blongs 2 rite?).
E journey was a difficult 1. they had 2 wait 4 bus, no bus wait 4 cab. no cab wait 4 fight. They new dey nid 2 do sth fast if not e doors of PUNGGOL CHALET wld shut.
E raging bull very angry...uses his formidable middle finger n pts @ every passin taxi.
1 2 noe more??i duno...
finally, dey rich e place.e old yellow pussy dog was very hapi but he din xpec wad hapens nx is gona change his entire life 4eva.
e raging bull opened e door n saw porky lin. Porky lin uses e rain and wash e other animals awae xsap 4 e old yellow pusi dog. she pushed e old yellow pusi dog on2 e table, tear rolled down his cheek.he cldnt struggle.Porky 4sfuli open his durian. e old yellow pusi dog was clean-shaven n lost his V. Den porky shouted, "AZMI IS MINE"....eh sorry its "AZKEONG IS MINE"...
after e incident dey lif hapily eva after...

Time..

2008-03-21T14:27:00.004+08:00

Some only need a moment to turn things around.

Some need a lifetime to finally be enlightened..

Some need a decade to accomplish their goals...

Some situations happen in an instant..

Some ppl can deliver a flash of brilliance..

2mins can be written into a song.. "Give me another 2 mins, let me freeze my memories, dun melt ur tears, u've put on ur make up, how can i still remember u.."

Posting On A Shivering Night..

2008-03-13T01:18:00.000+08:00

Chase....

MVP

2008-03-09T16:23:00.002+08:00

Van Nistelyuu 10

e fantasy player...
e flicks e turns e shots e dribbles n e tricks...al cum from nowhere..n lef his opponents pondering..
owaes a danger...his predatory instincts n top notch finishin placed him above his peers..esp old dog..score goals 4 fun..

a player 2 watch out 4 in e forthcomin period

meng huan qiu yuan...van nistelyu..10

Simei Football Awards 2008.

2008-03-06T00:49:00.002+08:00

Best Defenders

Frog (Solid rearguard, seldom makes mistakes, eats strikers)
Birdinand (Also solid, long passes are still suspecting, powerful pace)

Midfielders

Frog (AM/Wing) - he's also here, because when he is played upfront, he is also devasting.
Chye (Wing) - trickery, change of pace, beats men repeatedly.
Dave (Wing) - Youngster, next big thing. Suffering from inconsistency due to lack of rompings.
Hairless Hao (DM) - 2 words, Rus-ty.

Strikers

Frog - He is deadly when relied upon.
Roy - 7 goals in a match, need more I say??

Bahaya

2008-02-24T20:44:00.002+08:00

WA~
Wa wa wa wa

Next up is old dog's bdae...wad wil porky do?stay tuned

old dog's special ability is jinx...ani1 gets near him wil sway
bet toto..get 1 number...buy 4d...thousand miles awae...buy ball...u can tear e ticket...
ban luck...e 5 dragon n ban ban kip cumin out...plae ball...e ball owaes more den 5 goal posts high...

BAHAYA
DANGER
OLD DOG....dangerous....
keep away..

Hungry ???

2008-02-18T00:07:00.002+08:00

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New Year Bloodshed

2008-02-10T20:04:00.000+08:00

It was supposed to be a harvest return. It ended up being the point of no return. I swear I saw money had wings last night.. All fly away from me.. Below explains...

Scenario 1 - Ngor Leng. Ask Roy's bor why... She Man U'ed us...

Scenario 2 - Ngor Leng Pt2. Banker gets screwed by it. The outcome is $24 payout per round. Ask frog, Chye n Bull. All tio...

Scenario 3 - Tree Branch. Chiu Zhang. It keeps growing on your cards when you dun need it.

Scenario 4 - 12, 13, 14 n 15 points on cards = screwed.

Scenario 5 - How come 15 points no change card? That Roy dunno y dun allow this stipulation..

Scenario 6 - Who ask English ppl no celebrate CNY?? Ytd EPL all frenly frenly.. Dun score..

Scenario 7 - Zhi Char aunty almost shortened her lifespan drastically..

Welcoming Rat !!

2008-02-06T19:07:00.000+08:00

Hereby wish all ppl here a prosperous Year Of Rat. May u enjoy a rich flow of wealth, health and everything smooth smooth, good grades for those studying, pay rise n less small men for those working, soccer players score more goals, peace. Huat Arh !!!

Wonders Of Lee..

2008-02-03T15:17:00.000+08:00

Knew a fren by the name of Roy Lee,
Due to his age we always call him "Lao Lee",
But recent discoveries about him was a Belly,
He's starting to look like an elderly.

He likes to eat bee hoon from Hup Lee,
Doesnt like to wake up early,
Water lily, water lily, oh water lily..

Finally~

2008-01-24T22:54:00.000+08:00

the dae has arrived. lets rock on
animals TRANSFORM

sundae wil b another gr8 dae. st wilfred here we cum.
powerpacked action. 1 to 3. toasted animals.

Ng Ghim Lor

2008-01-17T23:07:00.001+08:00

2007 Roundup

2008-01-10T23:52:00.000+08:00

Jan 07' - cant remember anitin...
feb 07' - dog bdae super heartwarmin n touching stunts
mar 07' - joke quarter of a century liao
bull discharge fom svc.
apr 07 - frog bdae farkin happenin n surprisin
frog n bull started thm n fhm
may 07 - e frog n bull practised thm n fhm
hk st oso became a norm ..a habit rather
june 07 - frog did his last runwae cycling...dam happenin..lotsa casualties.
frog discharge from svc.
ah huat's bdae - he veri surprised veri hapi..e plan worked
july 07 - bird's bdae...bot an adidas t shirt...apparently...ting he 4got abt e t shirt sch started everi1 bz bz bz
aug 07 - unlock tian tian steamboat..ndp happening...eat until we dropped
sep 07 - bull's bdae - joanne (aunty heng's assistant) gave bull a big surprise..he wept..yes he did..oh yeah
oct 07 - porky's bdae mayb joke gif her lv hey hey..
sch veri bz
preparin xam ans la fotocopy la burn midnite oil ..dats y now oil short in supply n bcame so x.
nov 07 - frog joined bull n ah huat n ah hui at GE
its cage cage cage cage soccer
dec 07 - happenin mth
its e festive of givin...gifin up e money...
all broke after e xchange...but damn happi...
1st it began wif joke stun him at penin...frog lured him awae den e bull chu pattern..den next ah huat...bull lured him awae den frog stun him
nxt frog n bull kena stun...
last stun tio ah huat again....
pearl river......eat merry.....veri fun ...food veri power...den sit front rol watch i am legend....after dat........ i am tired....after xmas n new yr....i am pork....
NEW YR - dam power dae...fireworks dam power...njoy everi moment esp wen ur frens r ard n there wif u. E woo hoos dam random dam high...

conclusion: loads of time & effort devoted in2 dis frenship...veri worth'wild'(so mani animals)...dis is beta den havin a million dollars. cus dey're there weneva ur sad or hapi.we're simple bunch of ppl...but we're tru 2 our frens. no superficial no effects. we're routined but happening. we're boring but farni. our outings owaes do e same old tings but~~~random n interesting tings bound 2 happen...YE LI YA SHEN MI YE LI YA!!!!!dam happenin
WOO HOOO~~ rick flare nids 2 start tingin abt his retirement......WOOO HOOO~~~

Got One "Lu"..

2008-01-07T23:38:00.000+08:00

Let's talk abt priorities in life.

Wat r ur priorities in life? Who r ur priorities? Car? Condo? Frens? Good Frens? Getting Married? Tann Zueh Zueh $$$? Family? Career? Everyday Cheng Swee Swee? You can have many of such. But which is the one that really matters?

For e.g. Jin Long from the 9pm show's current priority is to hunt down the person who has caused Jin Bra.. ooops Jin Feng's death. Why? On the other hand, Kai Jie's priority is to hide n hide from the matter and get close to Fei Fei to inherit her wealth. Why also? Why priorities defers? Coz all got diff needs..

For watever reasons, no matter which path that u choose would have an impact on the other. Frenships may be lost. Integrity as well. As they say "Mei Yi Duan Lu, Zhong Shi Yi Duan Ling Wu"..

ACRONYMS...JARGON...ANIMAL KINGDOM LANGUAGE....

2008-01-04T01:24:00.000+08:00

Arhrow~

2007 jus pas...a recap
ah huat got a fren called the dog...
the dog noes an animal by the roadside called ...the frog
the frog has a child...called sex king A.K.A THE JOKE
The joke has a son called dave
dave has a nephew called bull
bull has a grandma called porky
porky has a mother in law called princess
n they all haf a brother called BIRD

btw dis is us....

THE FROG ....Grand Daddy Frog .....hb
The BULL.....JELLY FISH - zy
THE JOKE....THE SEX KING....THE GODSON....-sk
THE GENIUS..SURACHYE....1/2 K...AH HUAT..- chye
Birdy...FATHER BIRD...- Bert
PORKY...DA SAO...LINER...-lin
PRINCESS...CUTE CUTE...-????
DOG...EVE...-Eve...

kkk wen we 1na poo or shit we dun reali sae shit...we jus sae "DAVE"...
ah huat ...1/2 k? how these came abt...cus he's richer...pulled off string of great wins.....
random stuff???fun stuff?
....WOO HOO~~frog does dat wen hes on a high....fave k song?its gota b black orange n landy's songs..
tune in 2 channel j...fun n lafters guranteed..he reali not him...e dj is reali not him....dun understan???....e joke is e dj...his joke reali no joke...
ah huat n bull can sing n dance...ask dem 2 show u...
y go us for wwe...u can watch e frog n princess wrestle....dey race...dey fite...dey squabble...
more random stuff.....e porky n e joke owaes hang ard e same place..cfm can find dem there...duno y...
cage cage n more cage...veri random...can plae til 3 plus n rich home ard 5 in e mornin...
jb...basket....veri powerderful room 14...veri good food by wen ji..svc excellent..grand finale owaes singapore drift...vroom vroom...
wen we sae butt crack or tricia...meanin e guy/gal's ass is free 4 al 2 c
mount fuji...we're tryin 2 sae e gal is veri busty
bukit timah...not veri busty

2007 Christmas Eve Pics

2008-01-02T21:04:00.000+08:00

Dear all Joker's frz,

below is our pics at "ZHENG ZHU HE RESTAURANT"
A bring back of memories...

Friends..

2008-01-01T23:39:00.000+08:00

1. They buy food and wait for u to knock off even u told them not to.

2. The activities they do can be simple, routine, but enjoyable.

3. Disagreements are bound to happen. But it lets us know each other better and where our ownself gone wrong instead of being stubborn, unwilling to admit wrong and turn tables on each other.

4. Gives advices, if cant, they'll willingly listen to probs.

5. Makes effort to meet up.

We R Legends !!

2007-12-25T22:20:00.000+08:00

Sea got poorer by 3 sea basses..

Joke continued with his doses of x'mas jokes.. they have been a tradition liao.. the gay-boy hat looks great on him..

The group witnessed the most random of gifts exchanged..

Cab-fare increment really is no joke... damn expensive liao..

Y "Buddha Jumps Over The Wall" does not contain any Buddha inside??

Joke doesnt noe how to read the chinese words for Soon Hock..

The group already shedded blood before their official gift exchange with a pre exchange..

Fun..

Joke is back once again ....

2007-12-22T10:46:00.000+08:00

The Joke is back for new and humourous post....This time he never travel using his GTR vroom vroom, he is going to stun everyone by riding on a stallion back...hee Har...Down come the incredible JOKE..haha..Imagine riding a horse on a road in sin, no one has ever try it, but the jOKE MAKE IT HAPPEN...Hee har..Incredible indeed..Christmas is round the corner and we are going to adventure our supreme meal at the "Zheng Zhu He restaurant", nv heard b4 rite? Dun worry the joke will bring u there to celebrate our chritmas eve..When the joke arrives at the restaurant , everyone will be laughing out loud,u dun believe, u can take a look at "Zheng Zhu He restaurant", on Nxt Tuesday,7.15pm sharp.HAHAHAA..I am not veri sure y this restaurant is called "Pearl River restaurant", there isnt any pearl or river to be found and they name it as "Pearl River restaurant", .That's really puzzled me..Tuesday i am going to make it "THE JOKE RESTAURANT".Dun miss it.."Channel J" will be broadcasting LIVE about the JOKE and his frz at the restaurant,it is going to be memorable one..Catch it LIVE..sTAY TUNE TO CHANNEL J for more jokes and laughter.. Singapore top viewers choice.
Sorry GUYS, the Joke got to make a move.Where is my stallion???Missing...Oh stallion is busy eating the grass... STALLION Come Here!!! We got to go... HEe har...The joke and his stallion left happily...

Good Song.. TC Alvin, Froggy Simon, Theodore Bull.

2007-12-18T23:56:00.000+08:00

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a plane that loops the loop
Me, I want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

Want a plane that loops the loop
I still want a hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

haha

2007-12-18T22:18:00.000+08:00

HAHA~~~
recent outings quite havoc n happenin...
last sat veri veri happenin...it was ful of fun n lafters...
soccer in e mornin movies in e afternoon n soccer again.
saw mani gr8 guys at kallang...a lot of cock happenings 2wards e end...
genius was e 1st casualty followed by e injury-proned linette...
clarence was firin all cylinders...e frog finali got 2 attack...e bull scorin wicked goals...
e old dog was free from cramps...he usually get it 1s a mth..mayb slight delay or sth????
even tze koon showed up...showed gr8 conviction.he showed us tok is not invincible.

e evenin show n dinner was more wicked....
e frog saw dave in e toilet bowl after cage.....he was dark semi solid smelly...
e show...cute...farni....esp wen e frog eat e droppin...

X Mas...

2007-12-14T00:04:00.000+08:00

It's the season to be jolly.. lalalalala.. This season of xmas for the slackerz promises to be fun-filled. Y? apart from the gift exchange tradition carrying on from the previous year, they are set to conquer their long awaited destiny of Pearl River restaurant.. no need sleazy parties, there's a sleazy JOKE to stare at, no need redundant crowds, the group's perfect, loving it more.. No need create havoc, Frog + Bull = more than havoc, no need babes, JOKE scares them all away anyway.. but most importantly.. let us put our hearts together to celebrate this once a year festive and tradition for the grp.. most importantly.. coz friends are never forgottened and frenships r not compromised..

Joke dao ci yi you.....HAHAAHAHAA

2007-12-10T21:49:00.000+08:00

Surprised?? Joke came and post in the blog...Nv see before rite?Let me introduce myself: J..O...K...E...I think you all will be laughing even before i write.That is very normal..It better to laugh than to be sad..The name " J...O...K..E" just came out of no where, and i am being recognised as the "JOKE" from my backview."de bei ying, de bei ying"

The Joke may be laughing infront of everyone however there are alots of tings still making the joke worry and feeling down...Anyway life still have to goes on..No matter you are struggling or down, there is always frzs, family or buddy to keep you accopany.Friendship is veri important in life..They will give you the boost when you are down...They are willing to lend their listening ears..SometimeS there may be some misunderstanding among friendship, but DONT just give up and abandon them..They are willing to accept YOU..

eNOUGH Of seriousness, now is "JOKE TIME!!!".. A Joke can be lame or cold...haha.. Chapter 1 of joke book: Does a joker reali have gd and humourous joke? The answer can get from LSK.hE WILL give you the heart of a joke..You may try calling the JOKE HOTLINE: ***9871 9436***..cALL AND CALL...NO CHARGES OCCUR.

The J...O....K...E wishes all his buddies happiness in life and hope to make your life more entertain wif a JOKE in your grp..SAYONARA..Byebye.. The Joke WILL appear in the nxt meeting..VROOM....VROOM...There goes the JOKE.

Got heart?ni heart le mei?

2007-12-10T00:28:00.000+08:00

Times flies. things changed.
Chen Han Wei,(2007) "the onli dat doesnt change...is change"

everi1 has a heart...we ting we fil...
everi1 has feelings...we laf we cry...
got heart or no heart????if a guy msg mi i heck care...if my gf/bf msg mi i care...i reply instantly.aniwae how long does it tk u 2 type n send 1 msg..if reali bz...haf sum basic courtesy.."call u later"...3 words - not short enuf?

trit frens wif respect n wif heart...dun tk dem 4 granted..
i jus got 2 noe a fren called cheng sim..i fil him dip dip he fil mi dip dip...

sum mite sae we r hu we r...i m hu i m...i dun nid 2 care wad others sae or ting abt mi...i ting m rite...its gd 4 mi...i noe wads gd 4 mi...

chey~tok oni i oso noe how 2 sae al dis...

if u ting ur wae of doin tings is rite...den how cum u make mistakes.its rite ma shldnt go rong.but sumtimes...ur closed 1s r there 2 remind u tel u but u simply ignore or gif a deaf ear.i.e its jus lyk aids n smoking...kills...ur mom or frens tel u its harmful b protectif of urself.dey r tellin u wad sth dat is rite n u shld listen...cus its "RITE".dis kind of shld listen.not ignorin dem.listen 2 wad dey haf 2 sae.no harm listen.ppl c u do rong ting n ppl r telin u e rite ting.eh u can listen.analyze.ting isit rite or rong.den accept/reject his/her advice. not everitime reject.i.e wen drivin...approachin blind spot..drive fast fast..ppl c u drive fast tel u slow down..."blind spot"...u ting ur rite...u stil go fast u die...n he die....stil dun understan? in essence..wen ppl tel u sth u shld ting 1st..cus ur not owaes rite..if u r owaes rite..n m owaes rong or e rest r rong..den i ting ur e guy up there liao....

we mus b responsible of our own actions...even though sumtimes we ting wad we do mite not affect d others...but it actually will...jus lyk in biz context..social responsibility...responsibility towards stakeholders...in lovelife or everydae life...sumtimes we overlook dis...
wen our hens get dirty we clean it...
after shit we wipe our ass...
after usin we flush
if dun flush nxt person kena ur "lefovers"..if u dun clin ur hens u spread e germs around...
b responsible...ting more...cus u duno wad u haf done mite hav an effect on e others...jus lyk ive hurt others unknowgingly n i noe how its fils...

aniwae...

u can drim n tin 4 al u 1...we mus b realistic n wake up from our drims
afterall we nid 2 eat..we breathe..we grow old..a fact...
dose hu pursue their drims...respect dem...cus dey fot 4 it...

Slackerz FC's similiarity with Arsenal last season..

2007-12-09T14:49:00.000+08:00

1. Slick passing movement.

2. End product's (finishing) a suspect...

3. Loss of key players.. (Arsenal lost Henry for majority, we lost Hao n Bird many times)

4. Misfiring strikers (sorry...)

5. Lack luck (scissors, paper, stone and freak goals beat us, not football !!!)

6. Improving all the time now.. beware...

Secrets..

2007-12-02T12:52:00.000+08:00

I have a secret.......................... We all have secrets...

By: Topsy Kretts..

HAHA

2007-11-27T20:52:00.000+08:00

241107
it was a veri n hapi jb outing...
we started off on "swift"...reali swift...los our wae but got bag on trek...
kik off wif k lunch...e ultimate of al ultimate...e room is almost as big as bull's livin room if not bigger...n theres stil enough room 4 a toilet...

we sang hapily awae...food was nice...on top form.our creativity oso on top form...lotsa jokes.
after a round of merry...its down 2 serious biz. we toured ard citysquare.e onslaught began...anitin chip n good we tk...e genius bot a shirt.e princess bot dress...e frog bot a leather belt n bag.e bull bot shorts n belt....lotsa stuff...but shot of cash.....theres 100plus challenge e frog veri gian...cus e participants free frag....
end e jb trip at our fav hangout...e food dis time rnd...no comments...u gota taste it 4 urself..top class.everi dish top form..class act..ordered new stuf..blew us awae.

bag in sg...1 kaopeh aunty got on e nerves of e bull n co.noisy~
den go home...took a cab..hx repeats itself...e cab nv go b lo 100km/hr

Old Dog..

2007-11-21T14:22:00.000+08:00

The old dog is cute. The old dog is long. The old dog loves to go bugis. The old dog is forever cheerful, he is good at pool, but dun ever let him take off his shorts, his long legs make u drool. The old dog stays at chwee tee lor, bedok reservoir, his hse is made up of 2 units, see beh stylish hor. The old dog plays as striker, often then he plays at the back, but there's once someone made him angry, he asked me to drop back. The old dog's seldom angry, forever cracking jokes, he still seems not to realise - that he's a worldclass joke. The old dog is now studyin, a good student he has been. The school is proud to have him, and more so do we.

Latest

2007-11-13T19:30:00.000+08:00

Wad is e gang up 2 dis time rnd.....

apparently...nth..

so wad haf dey bin doin al dis wild..

frog - nua...jus finished exams..startin wrk soon..
bull - exams ... work...
genius - hooked on his psp...
old dog - getting fatter...make al e ppl ard him lose $$$
porky - stressed over exams...suffering from post examinations stress.
princess - getting prettier
wen wen - m.i.a bz as eva.
bird - exams n runnin...

our wkend is owaes ful of crap...
4d has bcum a routine..e old dog is a jinx...
our defence has started 2 leak goals......no silly mistakes....but...fall short 2 fluke goals....but we are starting 2 own ppl....
e old dog stil luvs 2 go bugis...
e genius brot e frog go hunt 4 his psp...he onli has his eyes on psp...

upcoming
chalet hotel 4 xmas new yr...
9 tiger trip
outing
cage

Heart 2.

2007-10-29T22:13:00.000+08:00

心 - Wat it means to u??

Time Flies...

2007-10-25T23:38:00.000+08:00

These 2 weeks will be a trying period for those taking their examinations. Good luck n Study Hard..

E farniest eva...~

2007-10-21T20:16:00.000+08:00

Read Carefully~~
Raging Bull
Bull dog
Bull shit
Bull doze
Bull ard
Bull etproof monk

last but not list....

Bull Dar
hey hey no manners..

10 Things To Do On A Sleepness Night..

2007-10-17T00:36:00.000+08:00

1. Listen to Frog sing "热浪"

2. Blog.. Me n Frog Did.. That's Y We're Captain.

3. Think of Roy. U'll prefer to sleep.

4. Plan Countries To Travel for Slackerz.

5. Call Roy. U'll prefer to sleep also..

6. See which household lights around your neighbourhood is not off yet. Then go over and chat.

7. Think of y Shen Ron took away Goku at the end of Dragonball GT and write a 1500 words report with 1.5lines spacing.

8. Think of point 9.

9. Think of point 10.

10. Think how come got ppl so Bo Liao to write nonsense at this hour. Nobody reads anyway.

Cheers.

Fortune Telling..

2007-10-12T00:31:00.000+08:00

Come mid November. The fate of the Slackerz are written and sealed. It'll be constant Cages, JB trips, KTVs, Pool, Slacking, Punggol Chaleting, Monkey Catching, Late Night Suppers, Late Night Drives (provided got car). They have survived Apocalypse.. Now they face Extinction..

Next up...

2007-10-08T23:29:00.000+08:00

Weilin birhtday is around the corner...
wad is e damn old dog going to do?...

Cage...when isit goin 2 tk place...feet getting itchy

Exams around the corner...

holidays - where r we goin...

Greetings...

2007-10-06T15:49:00.000+08:00

Recent updates...

Frog owns a Class 3 now !!! Wooo ~~~ First Attempt somemore.. Vroom Vroom soon huh.. Can fetch his beloved princess here n there liao.

Old Lee working hard in his Happy Log, Happa Lok, Haw Par Lock, Halal Pork (Hapag Lloyd) and still looking very long.

Birdie training hard for the Standard Chartered Marathon 42km.. Good luck..

Genius finally easing in his work load and is currently enjoying a stretch of 5.30pm knockoffs. Heard his studies also coping well.. Scored a hat-trick as well this morning for soccer..

Bull's Birthday

2007-09-25T00:17:00.000+08:00

Today is bull's birthday...
Happy birthday...best wishes to u...
may u succeed in ur present n future endeavours.

220907

2007-09-23T19:04:00.000+08:00

It was a saturday
A good dae filled wif fun n joy...
E feeling was gr8...a nostalgia feeling....lyk wad we once had...

Soccer in e mornin...finally got together n plaed.
Veri gd and organised...everi1 plaed xtrimly wel.
cld haf bin beta if not 4 joke's pathetic finishin..

afternoon was e highlite
it was a day of reunion...
e dad met his son...n frens got back 2gether...
everi1 was supposed 2 turn up in shirts..oni 2 buggers did..
bull was innocent n did sense anitin...e joke was acting according 2 plans...
bull got bit annoyed ...e plan succeeded..e frog new was goin on but cap silent.
jus wen bull was singing....SUDDENLY....
JOANNE...cums in wif a cake in her hens (viewers mus b 1derin hu dis joanne is)shes a nobodi...fictious character
everi1 sang e birthdae song n e bull was touched.....n omost broke down in tears..
everi1 eat n merry...den off 2 sakura...

e nite was full of lafters...
e joke n his son entertained everi1
e son, lyk his dad, is full of jokes..cldnt stop lafin....
everi1 eat laf eat laf...omost threw up...

wad a dae of fun n lafter...lookin 4wd 2 e nxt 1...wich is....1/2 a yr later...HAHAHAHAHAHA
could dis b e last?????stay tuned

Friendly Fire on...

2007-09-20T23:22:00.001+08:00

Wad is dis...?????so dead....ting close it...

Friendly Fire On.

2007-09-16T00:29:00.000+08:00

Only 2 Faggots Left Posting In This Blog. Wats This? Thanks for the new look. Appreciated.

L-I-N-K

2007-09-07T00:08:00.000+08:00

Knowing ----> Frens ----> Best Frens ----> R/S

Wats the missing link betweem em???

.

2007-09-04T16:44:00.001+08:00

Cold

2007-08-28T19:48:00.000+08:00

Invincible...

Superman?Spiderman?Silver Surfer?Goku?

Are they really invincible? NO~!

TALK is invincible.

2007-08-24T11:30:00.001+08:00

wads in ur lef n rite hen.....

ANS:

a "luo" - in e lef......a "Gu" in e rite......
go figure it out urself if u hadnt heard e song b4.

Its True ! Its True ! Its Damn True...

2007-08-23T23:45:00.000+08:00

Wat is Singaporeans' Fave Hobby??

Ans: Talk.

Why?? Coz talk is (free)cheap. And Singaporeans love cheap things. All talk and no action.

Example? Goal 2010. Checked. The whole team same style play wat sia. Its jus talk. They nv go simei court scout for talents. Got midfield general Aiwa, Mazy dribbler Chyewell, Solid rock defender Birdinand, Upcoming youngster David Bellion, Rusty Midfield Anchorman Gerrhao. And most importantly. The striker who strikes fear into every defender in the world, no, its not Yustelrooy (he's the untility man though) but its the one and only - Te "Crouch" Roy. Wonders they can do if they r scouted in time. Goal 2010 or watever crap would be a realistic sight and not a foresight. Haiz.. Talk Talk n Talk huh...

Cold

2007-08-21T14:40:00.001+08:00

When the economy is very good, a lot of ppl "TOU ZI"
When the economy is very bad, a lot of ppl "TOU TAI"

Frog & Bull's Excellent Adventures. (a touching love story)

2007-08-17T23:41:00.000+08:00

Jan 1997, Sunny - A certain Saturday in LYSS..

Lil' Bull & Frog were only 13, 1st yr into their teen, actions and tots were all clean and for Frog, green. They first met during NP where Frog has the cutest bald that Bull's seen but he doesnt look mean. They fought, they wrestled, they teased, they battled, they crapped, they bathed, they even skipped their promotion test together and other things didnt even matter as long as they have each other.

Dec 2000, Cloudy

Perhaps the saddest part of the story that stayed as a memory. The lovebirds got seperated after their O's. The contacts were less frequent as well as the sports, but deep down their hearts, they knew they had forget each other not.

July 2002, Sunny again - A Reunion in T.P. (parental advisory is strongly needed in this para)

Hey hey ho ho !! Frog hopped its way to TP to rekindle the good old days with fellow Bull. In their clique joined an old b**** who thinks he's just as cool. This time its different, this time is serious, this is the time where Darkwing Duck would say "Let's Get Dangerous". The sport days got frequent, the TM walks as well, pool sessions at Pavillion were the killa as the ah lians would make the b****'es d*** swell.

March / June 2005, partly cloudy

Soon the time was up for their civilisation, Frog n Bull were needed to serve the nation for 2 years. Bull went clerical and Frog went normal, but Oh My God !! Wat The F*** !! their lives crossed paths again. See, frog was enrolled in a 3 months trainee programme (which has no link to his afterwards vocation) and was due to undergo training at Bull's camp. Though in the same area, they realised all the more need each other. Y is that so? Dear readers might ask, cause absence always makes the heart grow fonder.

August 2007, Unknown

And so they reverted back to their normal lives for a few months now and the readers first impressions for their future might be "oh, then how?" Not to worry my dear peeps, Frog & Bull r still together right from the tip. They conquered the cages, the netball courts & meville park too. They ran their own T-H-M whenever they've got the time to. The lovebirds feasted on simply any occasion whatever day it might be, cause, yah, nothing beats it better, to spend every single moment with your lover.

Bull loves Frog deep deep and Bull noes Frog does too. But Bull is not gay - A Fact That You Should Know Too.

The Frog n Bull Story

2007-08-15T22:07:00.000+08:00

" Nan Ren dou shi Chu Sheng " (bull,2007)
he said dis earlier on..meaning men r animals...men r evil...
later, he went on 2 sae dis...
"bu guo, Nu Ren pian pian jiu shi xi huan Xiao Dong Wu..."
in other words, women lyk bad bois....

kudos 2 e bull....

Always prepare before hand...
So u eat more tonight den u wun hafta 2 eat tml mornin....
Ponder....

Love is blind.....so y is there love @ 1st sight....
blind liao how 2 c...

Women r frm venus, men r frm mars...
Den r we stil here...

090807

2007-08-13T15:28:00.000+08:00

Its national day...
wifout fail, we wld mit up n merry...

We start off wif soccer...
Its not e usual kickabouts u c in ur neighbourhood...
we started frm 12 2 3 in the mornin...
Wad was supposed 2 b a beautiful game turned in2 a fri-4-al battle royale...

E story begins...
Late Wed nite, the frog n bull went to catch sum monkeys b4 headin 4 e cage...
E monkeys were wild...dey 4rt 4 300rnds...dey became shagged...e male went over 2 comfort e female....
shant go in2 details...

e frog n bull headed down 2 e cage...
both of dem arrived safely after watchin discovery channel...
Fully-geared n everi1 was hyped up n excited....
little did dey noe...there was a faggot....spoiler

e animals - e frog, e bird , uncle lee, e bull n e genius....
e ah peks - e old dog, e tenacious grey ,"Drogba", e billiard king...
e friendlies - unfrenly....xsap a few

There were 20 or so present....
n it began.....
There's a norm...NO ROUGH...
both e animals n ah peks understood dis...howeva....
tackles were flying ard...b4 u cld pas e bal 2 ur timmate...hes alreadi floored....
There were mani casualties on dat dae....
E old dog ----pulled his muscles....n cldnt continue...
E tireless birdy ---- pull his muscles 2 ....after a trip...e tackle was late n birdy cldnt evade....n injured in e process.
E Drogba ----- e worst....e gentle giant suffered a sprained ankle after a crunching tackle by e raging bull...u cld c fire in bull's eyes....fiery...angri...
Lehmet ---- fell down suddenly n cldnt continue....reasons unknown....probably fatigue.

e hole "event" finished @ 3am sharp....
wash up ....eat....rich hm 4am.....
5a.m slp.....

End of 1st part....

Ee Pee Elle..

2007-08-12T23:28:00.000+08:00

Pool scrapped thru Villa 2-1. Torres didnt score on debut. Gerrard does it again.

Sunderland beats Spurs 1-0 in last minute. Keano marks his first premiership win.

Arsenal came from behind to beat Fulham 2-1. Highlight was Fulham's reserve keeper who made countless saves to control damage. Same story. Gunners cant fire.

Chel beat Birmingham 3-2. Lots of gutso showed by both Blues. Wright-Philips ran Birmingham's LB riot. Damn fast. Pizarro and Malouda got their debut goals.

Man City showed signs of revival by playing ground football that were entertaining to watch at times and dominated the Hammers. Their new boys also scored and they won 2-0 eventually.

Newcastle was a virtually new-lookin team with most of their new boys in action cept Joey Barton. Obafemi Martins was a terror to the Trotters defence and got 2 goals for himself. Alan Smith was impressive in midfield as was Geremi. But Smith very yandao compared to him. The other goal scorer I forgot le.. but Castle won 3-1.

Derby showed character by holding Pompey to a 2-2 draw.

Everton won 2-1.

Mee Rebus Lost 1-2 against Blackburn Rovers. Santa Cruz Also Scored On Debut.

Sadly, My Beloved Red Devils were held to a 0-0 by a gutsy Reading. Rooney sustained an injury that would rule him out for 2 months. Hopefully it's time for Tevez to show his worth.

Wonders of Bull.

2007-08-04T19:24:00.000+08:00

Bullshit.

Bulldoze.

Bully.

Bulleyes.

Bullocks.

Bullard.

Bulma.

So many words, power right?

An Eventful Day

2007-08-01T22:28:00.000+08:00

280707 Saturday

0845 - E frog mit up wif e Bull
SET OFF TO JB~~

0900 - Dey arrived @ e bustop
e genius nowhere near in sight...Horrible...he's late...every1 is waitin 4 him...

0915 - All in bus...e lovely princess, genius, a pet frog n bull

1020 - Customs...Chiong e malaysia customs...
Clearance was slow...slow...long...long...

1040 - "set foot" on malaysia soil...we found ourselves in e land of tiger....
they called it 9 TIGER

N so it began...

1 Day Malaysia JB Tour

Itinerary

Shop Eat Shop Eat Shop Eat
City Square...

Holiday Plaza...

Aeon Tebrau City Jusco...

Taman Tebrau...

E princess drew 1st blood..n e herding effect took place..
We splurge...we were in control...
The bull n princess were on e same frequency...
Limitless cash...BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY...

After a day of shoppin and dining...we head home...

Took a cab from woodlands...4 of us went in...

JUST WEN U TOT EVERITING IS GONNA B OVER....
YOU'RE WRONG...OUR NIGHTMARE JUST GOT STARTED

The driver passed his licence wifout havin a foot on his brake...
All e way from Woodlands...e speed was 120+ km/hr...
FUN, THRILLIN....

All of us got home safely....
HEY JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT OUR DAY JUS GONNA END LIKE DIS>>>
you are wrong again....

"Di DI" - received sms...
" hey wana plae cage wif my frens"
OMG..."CAGE"...OUR adventure begins....
e 4 of us mit up...@ e bitch's hse.ard...11pm or so..n head towards kallang..
We started ard 12 den plaed al e wae to 3 plus.
Tiring but worthwhile....

What a day...
Fun,excitement,fulfillin.....

^_^ 2 (Add ons...)

2007-08-01T00:04:00.000+08:00

Roy takes mean freekicks. He is now a studious boy with an undesirable passion for studies. He's also got a gf whom he loves very much and a pet frog n pet bull. He is prone to cramps as well but he doesnt mind stomach cramps due to excessive laughing. His lengthy frame, he says, is the effect caused by eating long beans since young. He has got unmatched qualities of being the main event, the show stopper and the highlight wherever he sets his long slender legs on. He likes to be thrashed on Winning E as well, the more goals he concede the happier he is. Cute right?

^_^ 2

2007-07-24T17:19:00.000+08:00

Structured Question (10 marks)

Roy is synonmous with joke

Discuss.

Ans:(in order to score a full 10 for this qns, u'l hafta ans in dis format)
kip the comments flowin in.

What is Roy?Define.

What makes Roy so special?

What is the relationship between a joke and Roy? analyse and give examples.

EXAMPLE:
Roy, 20+++++ yr old, chinese, male. He belonged to the half human and half dog species. In other words, he is a mutant. Roy is very subjective. Everyone has different views and perspectives. In short, Roy is being defined as humans' playtoy.

Roy have lots of qualities. he is well learnt and knowledgeable.
He knows how make a woman open her durian
He knows how to pick the "right" durian, all thanks to his amazing sense of smell.
He stands out from people not because of his ability to pick and dig durians..its all due to his X factor.

He has the ability to make people laugh and fall for him. He is a joke. People cannot help but laugh at him. He is a real joke. His belly is big and round. Even a pregnant lady has to concede defeat.

..........................

This is just an example of answering the question....
Keep it coming in...
The highest scorer will get to meet Roy in person.
However, you will find the meeting a "fruitless" one. No more "Durian"..

^_^

2007-07-23T16:22:00.000+08:00

What does Singapore have the most??

Hint: An unbeatable world record

Ans: Singaporeans

Beat that.

Frog blues

2007-07-15T11:30:00.000+08:00

dis is my 1st blog in duno how mani wks...
so mani tings happened

e dog did it again...so mani pics...pics of her lover.

aniwae,

i reali no affinity wif chiobus..i ended up sittin wif guys in claz..
3 yrs in poly...all "sorry"

how cum it stil happen now...

Y~!

time 2 get bag 2 reality...
PROJ n TEST~

sweet guy

2007-07-14T23:05:00.000+08:00

some charity work.he ll make a gd father.im so willin to marry him!ya im fa hua chi-ing.

lets drool ....

2007-07-14T22:50:00.002+08:00

he looks incredible in burberry

2007-07-14T22:50:00.001+08:00

im fainting...

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