THE CHRONICLES OF NAOHIAO - PUNGGOL CHALET, THE OLD DOG AND THE PORKY

On a brite shiny sunny saturday nite, e old dog met his fella animals at TM...
The frog was tellin e dog abt e existence of a utopia called PUNGGOL CHALET...
Soon after, e animals set off. The fellowship consists of, 1 old yellow pussy dog, 1 losing frog, 1 raging bull and1 smiling ah huat (duno wad ah huat blongs 2 rite?).
E journey was a difficult 1. they had 2 wait 4 bus, no bus wait 4 cab. no cab wait 4 fight. They new dey nid 2 do sth fast if not e doors of PUNGGOL CHALET wld shut.
E raging bull very angry...uses his formidable middle finger n pts @ every passin taxi.
1 2 noe more??i duno...
finally, dey rich e place.e old yellow pussy dog was very hapi but he din xpec wad hapens nx is gona change his entire life 4eva.
e raging bull opened e door n saw porky lin. Porky lin uses e rain and wash e other animals awae xsap 4 e old yellow pusi dog. she pushed e old yellow pusi dog on2 e table, tear rolled down his cheek.he cldnt struggle.Porky 4sfuli open his durian. e old yellow pusi dog was clean-shaven n lost his V. Den porky shouted, "AZMI IS MINE"....eh sorry its "AZKEONG IS MINE"...
after e incident dey lif hapily eva after...