The East Dimbaland Company was set up in May 08. The shipping company was based in Singapore and ran by 6 persons. They were, Princess Janet Fat, Col. William Froggster, Minister Pussy Dog, Dr Surachye, Senator Dave Shit and Sir McBullock.
They only had one ship or boat rather in possession, its name was, DIMBALAND. Initially, the boat was sailing smoothly. The sampan began to grow into a battlecruiser and the warchest also began to grow day by day. However, little did they know disaster was going to befall on them. They set their eyes on Europe and decided to wage a war on the whole of Europe. They wanted to take control of Europe and seize everything by using their magnificent battlecruiser, THE DIMBALAND.
A month later, June 08, the war on Europe began. It was a hardfought battle. Sir McBullock, Minister Pussy Dog and Col. William Froggster decided to fight Turkey and Portugal at the same time. However, they could not make up their mind. They ended up losing and suffered great losses. The battlecruiser was tattered but attached. It continued to set sail but faced numerous enemies and great resistance. The Romanians and Italians were fierce. The Romanians had a guardian named Lobont whom kept out the waves of attacks by Dimbaland. The Italians on the other hand, had Toni to thank. He was very very friendly. However, the biggest battle they ever came across was against the Portugese and the Germans. They had a shrewd advisor named, Windersport. It was he who single handedly defeated the East Dimbaland Company. The Dimbaland was finally sank on by the Germans and the Spainairds on the 30th June 08.
From then onwards, the company was reduced to zero. The European campaign was a mistake, a grave mistake. Princess Janet Fat had lost 200 cannons, Col. William Froggster had lost 388 vessels, Minister Pussy Dog losses were unknown, Dr Surachye had loss 200 over men, Sir McBullock was believed to have suffered great losses and missing since. Senator Dave Shit lost all his men and ships, the conservative amount was said to be around 700 ships and 800 men.
The company has temporarily shut down, it will reopen in Aug 08. This time...they will not take on the whole of Europe. They set their eyes on England first...
Wednesday, 2 July 2008
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