[ McBullock's Column ]

I'm back !! After a short hiatus to bring out the best of my creative juices and of course, following the hot demand of the followers to my friendly little column here dying for me to write something.

I'm sure we have been taught about the 4W's n 1H for english writing purposes since primary school? Well, Bullock's suddenly inspired (as always). You see, this story about that living legend is still currently on-going (refer to that post) and guess wat? -The legend does it again... Powerful. Even Britney would say oops if she did it again. But No ! The legend is a legend. One being above the rest. There is no need to apologise to commoners like u and me.. Ok ! I cut the crap and present to you... The Legend's 4W1H.

WHAT in the blue hell you treating us as? Always ask us out then with the intention of screwing us? Fly our kite? Our kite nice to fly ah? You go be black knight lah.

WHERE the hell is your shame? Fancy u to still asking us out and feel that we dont regard you as fren? I wouldnt wanna be classified as that also. Being your fren needs to be high class, always drink drink drink. Become George Best how?

WHEN would you ever have the decency to let us know early if u're not coming n not last minute? Treat us as what? Backup tyres? Only turn to us when your real frens r busy? Turn your blue bird lah !

WHO u think you are? You have Divine rights to screw jus becoz u want to? Sorry. Forgot. you're busy. Coz your events always turn up last minute. Hard on u. Hm.. You're a great cook i presume? or a fan of The Rock? Coz we cant always guesssssss what you're cooking...

HOW come you have no conscience to even the person who always ask u if you're free? You owe him BIG time. Oh, u heard the clock? Well, ITS TIME TO WAKE UP YOUR BLOODY IDEA OK ??!!

Wow. Dont think my sec school essays comes as close as these back then in terms of excitement. Hope u Bull fans like it. Stay tuned n goodnight..